Stolen from Breklor.
1. Go to my userinfo page.
2. Pick one person on my friends list you're curious about.
3. Comment with their username.
4. And I will tell you completely untrue and made up facts about them.
5. Post it in your LJ or not. Up to you.
6. If you want to have naked screaming raunchy monkey sex with this person (or any other person on my friends list) while tied to the bedposts and covered in peanut butter, and keep going until you are totally exhausted and have sweated off all the peanut butter into the sheets and made a big stinky mess, and then start doing it again... you know what? I don't wanna know.