Oh my fucking god

I am so fucking tired of spending all fucking night busting my ass to get everything done that needs to be done because some lazy petty-theft-minded time-server wants to take 'an extra hour and a half break so we don't finish early and have our hours cut for the umpteenth night in a row' and then ending up twenty minutes past the end of shift, drenched in sweat from working flat-out as hard as I can, while he sits around and holds a piece of equipment and watches me-- all this after the other person in the three-man team I work on wandered in four hours late because her phone died and she slept through it, and after they might not be able to find anyone to fill in for me on the 27th so can I just come in after I go to the concert and work all night-- thus making three more nights of this gong show instead of only two, and making the last one a ten hour shift on no sleep. Um, I'd really like to help you guys out, you're a great company, you're great managers, you treat us well, you pay us well, you give us nice perks, I realise more than half of your workforce has likely been fired for disappearing on the job, sleeping through the job, or picking fights with the police in the past two weeks and you're holding it together gracefully and I really WANT to help you with that panicked look on your face when you realise you've forgotten that I asked for that day off a month and a half ago, but I'm not sure I can deal with even only one extra night of this bullshit on no sleep.

Holy fuck. Between this and Sequoia and my co-worker there's take on hourly wage, I will never, ever, ever hire anyone on hourly ever. Thank god for my new job where I can just get my work done, go home, and not talk to any of these people ever again.

And now you can take your fucking hockey game cheering, and your fucking appointments, and your fucking important scheduling and questions and information, and you can go fuck yourself with them, because I am going to shower put in earplugs and go to sleep and let the computer and the cellphone go suck it till the 28th. Don't call me. I'll call you.

This communication has been brought to you by ovulation on no uninterrupted sleep for several days.

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