Dear Gods.

[greenstorm]

It's illegal to own more than six sex toys in some places in the states.

What!?!

Comments

[breklor.livejournal.com]

OMGWTFBBQ???

Gah!!!!

[khamura.livejournal.com]

Gets even better: in Alabama, ANY kind of “device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human sexual organs” is illegal.

Yay fun.

[breklor.livejournal.com]

Yah, I know that part.

Fuckwits. :P

[saxifrage00.livejournal.com]

I think it's only illegal for sale. Bringing them in from out-of-state isn't illegal.

And the possession of more than six is because you then count under the "possession with intent to traffick" provision of the same illegal-to-sell law.

Still, "dildo trafficking" being illegal... WTF? I mean, even the phrase sounds absurd.

Weird yo

[drcristin.livejournal.com]

Which backward places are those and how did you find this out??

[wik.livejournal.com]

Dude. I can't even think of 6 different kinds of sex toys, unless we mention color or some other peripheral attribute. Or counting multiples for multiple people, I guess. Then again, I only own four pairs of shoes, so my sense of accessorization is limited.

[wik.livejournal.com]

It'd be kinda funny if a guy in a black trenchcoat opened it up on the sly with a bunch of day-glo dildos hanging down like watches and tried to sell them to you on the street.

your wife must be dirtier than you

[drcristin.livejournal.com]

You could have different types of the same toy - like various sizes, materials, whether it's meant for 1 or 2, etc. Besides, here's 6, NO, 7, sex toy kinds.
1. dildo
2. vibrator
3. penis pump
4. cock ring
5. butt plug
6. blow up doll
7. anal beads


p.s. i got new shoes :)