Dear Gods.

Mar. 4th, 2005 05:34 pm
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It's illegal to own more than six sex toys in some places in the states.

What!?!

Date: 2005-03-05 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] breklor.livejournal.com
OMGWTFBBQ???

Gah!!!!

Date: 2005-03-05 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khamura.livejournal.com
Gets even better: in Alabama, ANY kind of “device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human sexual organs” is illegal.

Yay fun.

Date: 2005-03-05 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] breklor.livejournal.com
Yah, I know that part.

Fuckwits. :P

Date: 2005-03-05 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saxifrage00.livejournal.com
I think it's only illegal for sale. Bringing them in from out-of-state isn't illegal.

And the possession of more than six is because you then count under the "possession with intent to traffick" provision of the same illegal-to-sell law.

Still, "dildo trafficking" being illegal... WTF? I mean, even the phrase sounds absurd.

Date: 2005-03-06 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wik.livejournal.com
It'd be kinda funny if a guy in a black trenchcoat opened it up on the sly with a bunch of day-glo dildos hanging down like watches and tried to sell them to you on the street.

Weird yo

Date: 2005-03-06 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drcristin.livejournal.com
Which backward places are those and how did you find this out??

Date: 2005-03-06 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wik.livejournal.com
Dude. I can't even think of 6 different kinds of sex toys, unless we mention color or some other peripheral attribute. Or counting multiples for multiple people, I guess. Then again, I only own four pairs of shoes, so my sense of accessorization is limited.

your wife must be dirtier than you

Date: 2005-03-07 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drcristin.livejournal.com
You could have different types of the same toy - like various sizes, materials, whether it's meant for 1 or 2, etc. Besides, here's 6, NO, 7, sex toy kinds.
1. dildo
2. vibrator
3. penis pump
4. cock ring
5. butt plug
6. blow up doll
7. anal beads


p.s. i got new shoes :)

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