Yev's Relationship Application

[greenstorm]

Name: Greenstorm
Sex: Female
Age: 24
Height: 5'8"
Sexual orientation: sexual
Race: white/human
Religious beliefs: non-exclusive agnostic subjectivist
Organizations: VanDusen, RosandGuil, Tropical Images, jointhesagas
Political affiliation: unofficial radical permaculturalist (leftist/darwinistic-apocalyptic)
Major: n/a
GPA: n/a

Short Answer:
Question 1) What does punctual mean?

You get there five minutes early, baybee.

Question 2) How many hours a day do you require to be in contact with me/talk to me via cell phone or AIM?

5 mins per day minimum for a big-R relationship.

Question 3) Do you have a life outside of my existance?

The real question is, do I have a life within your existance? I have 24 hours or more worth of life per day within mine.

Question 4) Would you be willing to dress up like a schoolgirl on occassion?

Duh.

Question 5) Do you have any issues with someone who speaks in ways not popularly deemed 'politically correct?'

Blunt phraseology is good. Disrespectful content, not so much my thing. I seem to always end up with peopel who wanna kill off large segments of the north american population, though-- maybe this is just a common trait?

Question 6) Four parts.
a) What is your name? Been here, done this.
b) What is your quest? I am on a quest to make food production work better.
c) What is your favorite color? Green. Silver.
d) Where did the previous three questions come from? I fell asleep the first seven times I tried to watch Holy Grail, but made it through after that, and actually quite like the movie.

Question 7) Are you willing to deal with a stand up comedian who ceased to perform due to his ineptitude with humor?

Actually, that's pretty cool. Yes

Question 8) Last question: Why did you fill out this application?

It felt memeish, and due to proximity and political beliefs I'm in no danger of being accepted.

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[hundun.livejournal.com]

Name: Hundun
Sex: Male
Age: 25
Height: 168cm
Sexual orientation: North
Race: pale
Religious beliefs: contextual Jungian who may know little abut evolution but even less about Jung. Sivism sounds interesting. (Raised in the United Church)
Organizations: COPE, RosandGuil, Nobilis, Wrapped in Grey, SFSS,
Political affiliation: Ex-Green, Social Democrat,
Major: Sociology, Anthropology, Urban Studies, General Studies
GPA: 2.9

Short Answer:
Question 1) What does punctual mean?

Practical, even pessimistic estimation of processes' temporal consumpton followed by correct four-dimensional alignment of agent.

Question 2) How many hours a day do you require to be in contact with me/talk to me via cell phone or AIM?

1-2 per week at 1 hour is about the minimum.

Question 3) Do you have a life outside of my existance?

Yes

Question 4) Would you be willing to dress up like a schoolgirl on occassion?

I have done so as part of running for office.

Question 5) Do you have any issues with someone who speaks in ways not popularly deemed 'politically correct?'

As long as it's not out of ignorance or a drive to superiority through denegration.

Question 6) Four parts.
a) What is your name? "Graham," "Graham Fox" or "Mr. Fox" or "Fox." No nickname. No pet name. No Honorific other than "Mr."
b) What is your quest? Make society kind, honest and sensical.
c) What is your favorite color? Green. Purple. Grey.
d) Where did the previous three questions come from? Originally from a bit of Apocryphia that invalidated the concept of salvaiton through faith, hevaily censored and referred to only obliquely by dangerous minds.

Question 7) Are you willing to deal with a stand up comedian who ceased to perform due to his ineptitude with humor?

Sounds like an interesting story.

Question 8) Last question: Why did you fill out this application?

I love memes and I'm vain and a little awkward.