Cause The Internet Said So...

[greenstorm]

Descendants Meme:

607,330 descendants - you're more genetically fit than 58% of the current population -

607,330. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive. You're not at the top of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring in the middle is something to be proud of. You have the right mixture of attributes. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come. A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 76% on fitnessfactor

Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Other news: my remaining babies are well, except that Helen's eyes are a bit swollen, as is usual for her. My mental health is a bit iffy, but I'll only worry if this keeps up for more than a week. I'm looking forward to New Years'. I can't wait to move. I'm okay. My bosses rock. I have new toys (chinese ink & brush set, book on Japanese ink drawing, they will send me paper) as my work year-end bonusy deal. I need to spend more time sleeping than having sex on the average day, or I will die. I'll die happy, though.

Comments

[cz_unit]

Damn, I had somewhere around 800k of them. Need to get out more.

Too bad I've been fixed, otherwise I'd invite you to be a part of the CZ catch-and-release breeding program. With the height and the now low blood pressure I'd be pretty good for stud.

CZ

[greenstorm.livejournal.com]

I'd totally have been into that. Damn.

[cz_unit]

Having my love children? Cool. One of the problems with that though is the financial bits would get *really* expensive quickly.

CZ

[greenstorm.livejournal.com]

Aside from just normal kid costs?

[cz_unit]

Mainly the kid costs. There is one of those billboards up in Baltimore that says: "A baby costs $800 a month. How much is your allowance?"

On the other hand, I remember back in PA they would post the fines for speeding on billboards as you entered the state. Thus if you were properly manly you could impress people by driving 120+ :-)

CZ

[greenstorm.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know about kid costs. That's why my Plan only starts figuring kids in about five years from now.

[cz_unit]

Actually to be honest there is a big emotional component as well. I worry about my kids, and want to make sure they are ok. So randomly spreading my progeny would be harder on my soul than I might admit.

Still, an interesting thought. Alex and I did discuss the concept and do agree that having two adults raising kids is tough. Three or four of either gender would make things go a lot easier.

CZ

[skiddlyboo.livejournal.com]

I suck - only 143,990.

Damn honesty and responsibility!

[hundun.livejournal.com]

I've got rice paper and an undermat if you want to try out those brushes.

[greenstorm.livejournal.com]

That's exciting....