Oh Yeah

[greenstorm]

Okcupid. This is the full test of the message:

greenstorm, dreamstorm more like, thats you. if you want I'll make make a white storm on your face!

Comments

[joyousandjuicy.livejournal.com]

Well, at least we can amuse our readerships with these, mm?

[greenstorm.livejournal.com]

It's two days later and I still can't quite believe it. I should send it on to another okcupid user as a serious message just to keep karma flowing.

[dillen-dagen.livejournal.com]

wow. OKCupid can be surreal sometimes.

[shadowalker-who.livejournal.com]

Is that seriously your first one like that? Most of the women I've talked with have had at least a half dozen within their first few days on there and continue to get messages of that bracket on a pretty regular basis.

[rainbowk.livejournal.com]

truly classy.

[epictetus-rex.livejournal.com]

OK, I know it might have been a little direct, but there's no need to humiliate me by posting this here.

[cz_unit]

Well, if women want intelligent conversation they're welcome to drop by. However I do think that is exceptionally hilarious.

And even more important: It's got to work sometimes. That's why it's done....

CZ

[http://users.livejournal.com/_greenwitch_/]

Wow - I feel dejected now, since the most interesting note I received was from the UK, stating 'hello dear, how are u and ur family?...'

Well, that and a quick hello from guy whose disturbing profile is basically devoid of personal information, and talks about how much he likes to have sex :)

[petter-haggholm.livejournal.com]

I should bookmark this so I can meditate on it: Whenever I feel overwhelmed by my own indisputable moral and social shortcomings, I can take comfort in the knowledge that there are people like this in the world, and I am not like them.

[spectral42.livejournal.com]

Icky.

[wished4this.livejournal.com]

Haha...

My best stalker messages were (from the same guy both times):

"hey, why is it that looking at your profile i get a feeling that you love being rimmed? or is this simply wishful thinking?"

and over a week later, after I ignored his first message:

"i still believe that you're the most rimmable girl on OKC :)"

[koppermoon.livejournal.com]

*headdesk* with a large side of "Ew!"

Update - this is exactly why I'm on OKC

[http://users.livejournal.com/_greenwitch_/]

now some guy named 'Luca' is coming to my Canada on a business trip, and wants to 'hook up.'

Yipee

[rogue-priestess.livejournal.com]

ewww. just eww.